Snail on a sidewalk in Lahinch, County Clare, Ireland.

TV Rots Your Brain

There was a girl who binged TV a lot.
Her mother said her brain would rot.

"Don't worry, Mother,
you're thinking of my brother,
who became an alien robot."

"No, I didn't," my brother cried.
"I only used them to catch a ride!

"Mother looked down,
face all afrown,
to see the snail that had replied.

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